Mar. 20, 2009
I CANT DIAL FAST ENOUGH.
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Mar. 20, 2009
Today, I walked in on my elderly great-great aunt sitting on her recliner in the living room. There was porn on the TV. Thinking that this was an accidental channel change, I asked, “What in the world are you watching!?” She replied in her sweet frail voice, “Two lesbians getting it on!” FML
— fmylife.com
Mar. 20, 2009
Mar. 20, 2009
I’m the man with the ball. I’m the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why I’m better than everyone else in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone.
— Kenny Powers
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